A comedy I thoughtit will be funny...

Greeting

John: Hi jack hows it goin...
Jack: WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!

John: I'm just saying hows it...
Jack: WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!

John: I...
Jack: WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!

John: Nothing....
*John walks away*

"Douche"

Alex: Hey Mattew what is a douche?
Mattew: Oh, it's easy. Douche... is a douche

Alex: Yeah but what does "douche" mean?
Mattew: I said douche is a douche!!

Alex: AND I SAID WHAT IS A DOUCHE!!!!
Mattew: I SAID DOUCHE IS A DOUCHE!! OK!? D, O, U, C, H, E. YOU UNDERSTAND? SIMPLY DOUCHE IS A DOUCHE!!!!!!!

Alex: Ok ok calm down... ok... now... tell me, what is a douche
Mattew: I f***ing hate you you douchebag!!!

Argue

Darren: So, are you having a party in main room?
Susan: Yeah it's going to be cool!

*Susan's girl friend comes in the door*

Susan: Welcome girls!!

*Start partying*
*Her cousin phones her*

Susan: Oh some one is on the phone! Hang on...

*Picks up phone*

Susan:Hello? "Hi it's me Danny" Oh hi Danny hows it going?

Darren: Hey Susan where is the towel I'm going to have a shower!

Susan: What!?!? No Danny I'm not going to tell you where is it! You f***ing a**hole!

Darren: What the f***!?

Susan: You just forget this you mother f***er!!

*Slams the phone*

Darren: Shut the f*** up b**** jeez what kinda f***ing giant a** have you got you old s***!!